letters
to an unknown audience
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Dept. of Spurious Communiques/  /March 24, 2004

A plethora of interesting communications this week.

An email user named tommy writes an engaging satire on all that is American and new-millenium:

We bang MILFs on camera in our SUV!

(In the event that this email is advertising pr0nography, I'm glad to hear it: I've grown thoroughly tired of that which takes place in beds, bathrooms, and sedans)

One named rick, however, distills this idea to a kind of essence:

re: MILF Quest!

I'm not sure that I wrote anything to 'rick' regarding a MILF Quest, but in case I did, I'll be sure to check it out.

Finally, Delbert Bowden sums up my feelings on the matter:

frailty

That's all from the mailbag this week, folks.

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