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With Movies Like These Who Needs Critics/  /April 25, 2005

My roommate was watching The Fifth Element. When I walked out, Milla Jovovich had been born in a glass jar, wrapped in six pieces of masking tape, and was writhing, speaking unintelligibly, and running from a group of amiable men.

When I came back, an hour and a half later, Milla Jovovich was wrapped in fabric and rubber, writhing in a stone temple, speaking in fragments, while Bruce Willis wrangled her into the center for a dramatic kiss.

I'm not saying. I'm just saying.

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