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Department of 'Tude/  /January 28, 2004

Wow, I want to live in Bend:

While too many Americans slouch toward a terminal funk of hebetude and sloth, Bendians race ahead with toned muscles, wide eyes and brains perpetually wired on adrenaline.
—"Wild rides in the heart of central Oregon: Bent out of shape in Bend," Washington Times, August 11, 2001

(copped wholesale from the wotd)

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The Astros have been in even worse shape, using three starters with less than two years of major-league experience. Signing Clemens to go with right-hander Roy Oswalt and left-hander Andy Pettitte again gives them a legitimate Big Three once again. If Clemens, after several minor-league tuneups, proves anywhere near as good as he was last season, he will give the team precisely the lift it needs.

—posted by adriaadriann at June 2, 2006 2:01 AM
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