A brief history of last Friday night:

7:33p touched down at Sea-Tac
7:50p crossed landward end of jetway
8:13p boarded 194 express bus
8:45p abandoned express bus which was parked, waiting for a mechanic, due to excessive beeping
8:54p disembarked second bus
8:55p met friend, boarded third bus
9:01p entered pizza joint
9:35p got attention of waitstaff
9:45p ordered pizza
9:50p pizza in mouth
10:05p old-skool crew arrived
10:17p old-skool crew mobbed over to bar
10:18p table appears for old-skool crew
10:25p beer in mouth
1:37a last call
2:00a designated driver, now dispirited, puts up with crap of old-skool crew en route to home
3:00a start drinking sake
3:45a start talking about math
4:15a stop talking about math; stop drinking sake; starting noshing corn chips
4:16a asleep